Computer Humor

Hey everybody, check out this random website I found the other day containing some interesting spoofs of computer stuff.
http://www.jr.co.il/humor/computer.txt

Here are a few samples from the website:

  • Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
  • My software never has bugs; it just develops random features.
  • Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
  • C:\> File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
  • CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?